The Bing Bang Theory 歌詞

這首歌的歌詞實在太有趣了, 順便練練一輩子也用不到幾次的英文單字吧!!



Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
我們的整個宇宙以前是在一個炎熱稠密的東西，

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
差不多近140億年前開始擴張。然後..

The Earth began to cool,
地球開始降溫，

The autotrophs began to drool,
自營型生物開始流口水(想要進食)，

Neanderthals developed tools,
尼安德特人研發了工具，

We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我們建立了萬里長城（我們建造了金字塔），

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
數學，科學，歷史，所有已經解開的奧秘，

That all started with the big bang!
這一切都始於大爆炸！

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
"人類生命的演化" 其實沒有很久，

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
每個銀行系形成的時間都比唱這首歌的時間還短，

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
所有的元素都幾分之一秒的時間內誕生了，

The bipeds stood up straight,
雙足動物們站了起來，

The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龍們面對了牠們的命運，

They tried to leap but they were late
牠們試著渡過可是太晚了，

And they all died (they froze their asses off)
牠們都滅亡了(牠們屁股都凍僵啦)，

The oceans and pangea
海洋與盤古(大陸)，

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
看吶，它們都不在那兒啦，(板塊移動)

Set in motion by the same big bang!
這些動作都是始於同一個大爆炸！

It all started with the big BANG!
這一切都始於大爆炸！

It's expanding ever outward but one day,
某一天它們開始往外擴張了，

It will cause the stars to go the other way,
每個星星都往不同的地方去了，

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
如果它們爆炸了，我們不會在這裡，也不會聽到，

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我們最好和最光明的就是另一個更大的爆炸！(這句翻的好爛啊~)

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿們(最早被發現在的靈長類化石)對我們很厭煩，

Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
他們毫不遲疑追捕鹿的時候 (我們正在抓病毒)

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教、天文學、(微軟)百科全書、申命記(以色列生活行為準則)，

It all started with the big bang!
這一切都始於大爆炸！

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音樂、神話、愛因斯坦、占星術，

It all started with the big bang!
這一切都始於大爆炸！

It all started with the big BANG!
這一切都始於大爆炸！砰！